Paper flipboard6/23/2023 ![]() To go back, simply swipe down and you’re back at the start. To select a story in your feed, you simply swipe up. In short, you create your personalized feed by selecting pre-set cards, which you swipe up to add. Then you’re presented with a three (3) slide tutorial, describing how to use paper: “Do this. Well, the first thing Paper does is play a little promo – quick vignettes of…well… paper, which resolves to the title page of the app. ![]() Open Paper up on your iPad and prepare to have your vision blur – or appear to blur due to the grainy, pixelated images you’re presented with.īut shitty graphics aside, what’s up with Paper anyway? The “Details” page indicates that Paper is compatible with the iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch, but is optimized for the iPhone 5. So I went to Safari, found which took me to the iTunes page with the damn app and downloaded it. ![]() There were literally hundreds of apps with the word “paper” in them, none of which were the one I wanted. Typed “Paper” in the search bar and found everything BUT the fucking Facebook app. ![]() Since I prefer to read shit on my beloved iPad, I went to the app store to cop the iPad version. Does Facebook think we have nothing better to do with our time than troll through our friends’ news feeds just because the UI looks like a Flipboard?īut I can’t really hate in ignorance, so I downloaded their stupid app to allow my hate of all things Facebook to be informed. Do we need yet another Facebook app to get at our Facebook feeds? Isn’t that what the Facebook app is for?ģ. Why would Facebook name their app “Paper” when there is already a “Paper” (by 51) a “Paper” (by miSoft) and countless other apps bearing the “Paper” moniker?Ģ. Of course, all kinds of folks jumped on Facebook’s dick, proclaiming how great it was and how it was going to revolutionize the way people got their news.įrankly, I was put off by the whole thing.ġ. Notice I said “ Flipboard-like” (aka not original). Paper is Facebook’s new mobile app which allows users to see their friends’ posts and news stories in a new Flipboard-like style presentation. On Monday, Facebook dropped their latest app, the horribly named “Paper.” Disclaimer: I was in a pissy mood when I wrote this.
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